Beware of the Tongue Tied

Basil, a bandy bulldog,
blatantly but blithely
barked, biting bystanders
bawdily brawling.
Brian, the bum bit back
bashing Basil boldly,
belligerently beggaring
the bad bulldog.

“Bummer!” Bumbled Basil!
banging a bashed brown bowl of
biscuits. Baiting Brian –
Basil’s bitten bone bounced
beautifully, beating Brian’s
bonce black and blue.
“Bollocks,” bandied Brian.

Basil and Brian, brawled,
beaten up and bruised, bleeding badly.
Bodily bile bothered Brian a bit,
but Basil brow beat, bashed, bullied,
barked, bit and battered
Brian’s beggar butt.

Before long, bemused and burnt
out, both bawling, badly bandaged
badasses became best buddies.